Monday, April 14, 2014

There's no place like home

I haven't written for a couple of weeks.

I've been in Oz.

Just as with Dorothy (in the MGM film, not in L. Frank Baum's books), I've been in a dreamland of my own making.

When I was a little boy--along with millions of other little American kids--I watched The Wizard of Oz once a year on television.  It was a family event, bigger and more important than the Super Bowl.

Then, for the next six months or so (as long as the weather permitted), I would force the neighbor children to act out the film in my backyard, with different parts of the yard designated as different parts of the land of Oz.  Munchkinland was by the garden; the scarecrow was near the swing set; the lion lived in the lilacs.  The little girl across the street played Dorothy, and I played every male part that wasn't covered by some boy in the neighborhood.  Sometimes I played the Wicked Witch, too, I suppose; I must have--nobody else wanted to.

Fifty years later, I did the same thing.  This time, though, I staged the show in the Woodrow Wilson Multiple Purpose Room (a little larger than my back yard).  I didn't play a part in the show--I covered parts in the orchestra. 

And the show was a dream come true.  The kids were terrific; the costumes were beautiful (thanks to my wife and daughter); the sets were gorgeous (thanks to art classes and another daughter); even the sound was good (thanks to my son).

So, a little worn out from age but lightened by nostalgia, I emerge from the cyclone trip home, glad to be here, and even happy to be back in the traces again.

Because, after all, there's no place like home.

Sunday, March 9, 2014

"The Wizard of Oz" and its right to endure

Wilson High School, where I teach, is preparing a production of The Wizard of Oz, which is--I think--the greatest live-action children's movie in history.

Every morning my wife and I wake up singing the songs, and every morning we comment on how we are not tired of the songs yet--a sign that the songs are very good.

The play is based on the 1939 MGM film, with some portions of the script that were cut from the film, and some additional post-modern schtick.  (The play version was written in 1987 for the Royal Shakespeare Company, too soon to benefit from the death of post-modernism and the playwright's need to answer all those nagging questions like, "What happened to Miss Gultch?" and "Where did the Winkies come from and why do they sing that song?")  The music utilizes not only the Harold Arlen and Yip Harburg songs from the film, but the thematic elements from Herbert Stothart's masterful score.  (What would Oz be without the witch's theme?  I ask you.)

I have had a couple of opportunities lately to talk to my students about why I think the Oz music is so good, and part of my answer is that it doesn't dumb itself down at all for the sensibilities of little children.  It is adult, sophisticated, and accessible to children all at once.

Think of "Over the Rainbow."  The melody covers an octave and a third; so many of today's melodies are simple diatonic chants--if there are melodies at all in modern popular music.  The harmonies of the portion of the chorus change tonic three times, and are full of rich harmonic extensions and dissonant suspensions, finally resolving on a 6th (for the unmusical among you, that's halfway between major and minor; or, in other words, halfway between happy and sad).

The lyrics are brilliant in their combination of childhood simplicity and adult complexity:  "Some day I"ll wish upon a star [an oft-repeated childhood phrase] and wake up where the clouds are far behind me [an ambiguous idea that could be anything from the safety of heaven to death]."  The verse (usually omitted) speaks of "clouds...darken[ing] up the skyway," which is possible in the best of times, but takes on additional significance when one realizes that two Jews wrote it in 1938.  It is practically a national lament, "If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, why, oh, why can't I?"

I personally love the playful rhymes of the triptych "If I Only Had a Brain/Heart/Nerve":  "I would not be just a nuffin,/ My head all full of stuffin',"  "When a man's an empty kettle,/ He should be on his mettle" (how often do you get puns like that--the "metal" man should be on his "mettle," or show his worth/courage--in lyrics nowadays?), and "I would show the dinosaurus/ Who's king around the fores'."

"The Jitterbug" was cut from the film to save time and because it was too much of its age for timeless Oz.  Now, 75 years later, it fits perfectly, and that's good.  It is loud, dissonant, big-band jazz at its best.

When children's theater or children's films succeed today, they succeed on the same terms, I think.  First, they are not dumbed down.  Second, they do not stint in quality simply because they are made for a younger audience.  And, third, they are understood on multiple levels that continue to enrich the viewer throughout adulthood.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

One Mormon's take on Arizona bill SB 1062 (the "anti-gay bill")

I finally read SB 1062, and I don't see what the fuss is about.

You may have heard of SB 1062.  It's been in the news lately.  It's usually characterized as a terrible piece of legislation that will allow for the reinstatement of "Jim Crow" laws under the guise of religious freedom.  In headline after headline it's described as Arizona's "anti-gay law."

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has taken no position on it.  A group of Latter-day Saints who support gay-marriage has publicly opposed it.

It's only about two pages long, and it clarifies the state's take on federal law that protects religious beliefs.  The most far reaching part of it, to me, seems to be the redefining of "person" to include some businesses.  It doesn't codify discrimination against homosexuals (it never mentions them), nor does it give businesses absolute freedom to do whatever they want.  It merely says that the government must have a compelling interest in removing a person's ability to practice his or her religion, and now the "person" may also be a business.

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer vetoed the legislation, saying that it was "too broad."  That may be so.  Legislation that is too broadly written has created problems throughout the world.  Read Alexander Solzhenitsyn's Gulag Archipelago for an example.  It was one Soviet law, written very broadly, that allowed for the arrests that filled the gulags.

I'm not a legal expert, and I don't know the ramifications of the wording of SB 1062. It may actually be so broad that it would invite businesses to open up whites-only lunch-counters because the owner's religious convictions forbade the mingling of whites and non-whites.  I don't think the market would stand for it; and I don't think such a business could withstand the onslaught of public disapproval and stay open.  (This is not 1914, after all.)  Still, if a law allowed such a thing, it would not be a desirable law.


As other states mull the same issue, I wonder if the law might have to be written very specifically.  In certain small businesses, where alternate services are readily available, and where participation in some specific activities would violate the business owner's deeply-held religious convictions, the business owner ought to be exempt from lawsuits or government intervention if he or she chooses to follow his conscience rather than take the cash.  The Arizona law lists such businesses (including, I noted, a theater).  Maybe it included too many businesses.

It seems reasonable to me, for example, that a bakery should be required to serve all people who come into it, but could be allowed to refuse to make a cake that endorses gay marriage, just as it would be reasonable for the business to refuse to make an obscene cake.

It would not be right for that business to refuse all service to some people because they are overtly, covertly, or apparently gay.  It would also not be right for anyone to force the bakery to inscribe messages that the bakery owner considered offensive.

Like Governor Brewer, though, I'm not exactly sure how the line can be drawn legislatively.  A photographer should be given the same exemptions, I think, and so should a church-owned building.  But what about a public theater or an apartment building?  Should only non-believers work as county clerks, or should county clerks be allowed a religious exemption to refuse to perform a wedding?

I don't think the crafters of the Fourteenth Amendment intended all of this.

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Another Mormon's take on Disney's "Frozen"

This week another Mormon blogger, Kathryn Skaggs, has taken some flack because she had the audacity to suggest that Disney's movie Frozen promoted the gay agenda.

I don't agree with her.  I think Frozen covers issues that might be personal to gays, but I don't think the film promotes their agenda.

Still, I can completely understand where Skaggs is coming from.

I remember the first time I saw the film (I've seen it twice--because I wanted to see it, not because I was dragged to it by children), I sat with my hands clenched throughout the song "Let It Go" because I expected it to promote a gay viewpoint.

Why would I think such a thing?

Well, partly because it has been so common lately for films and television--especially children's films and television--to provide sometimes subtle, sometimes overt messages that bolster the argument that the only thing wrong with the practice of homosexuality is that society (particularly the evil religious fanatical part of society led by the evil religious fanatical Mormons) does not accept the behavior as normal.  If we all just got together and recognized homophobia (with all its shifting meanings) as the greatest evil in the world today, and if we all recognized that bullying of homosexuals is the single greatest cause of death among all races and classes of adolescents, then we could defeat the evil religious fanatics and begin living in our sexual utopia, complete with free and legal marijuana.

Or something like that.

I feel a little bombarded by the message.  So much so that I have come to expect it.

Why shouldn't I expect a gay agenda in Frozen?  After all, the (straight, married) song-writing team for Frozen earned Tony Awards for The Book of Mormon, a musical whose first incarnations were intended to be a response to the Church's participation in Prop 8.  The cute singing snowman was played by the actor who portrayed one of the idiotic Mormon missionaries, who blunders into doing good even though his religion is one of the stupider ones ever on earth.  The singer who sings "Let it Go" is same one who sang Elfaba in Broadway's Wicked.  (That's fodder for another blog, I suppose.)  I liked Wicked, but I liked it understanding that the book it is based on is written by a gay man whose intent is clearly to suggest that what we thought was wrong is not wrong.  (The musical is usually read as a tribute to the lonely, ugly, misunderstood girls growing up in a world in which the competition is weighted in favor of the beautiful and popular--a reason for its success among  female 'tweens and adolescents.)

Add to that the fact that I have been presented with an almost unrelenting message from NBC that Russia is the most evil country in the modern world--even worse than the former Soviet Union--because they (name two or three things, then add) have anti-gay propaganda laws (then add some other evils, like force people out of their homes to build the stadium). 

If you know too much backstory, it might be hard to see something like "Let it Go" and not see some subliminal pro-gay messages--even if they aren't really there.

Personally, I was very pleased with Disney's ability to focus the talents of those who did Frozen, and make a film that is so beautiful and so positive to all children.  It is, after all, the Christ story--a story of personal sacrifice born of innocent, familial love.  It is the most timeless, important story in the world, told either directly through scripture, or allegorically, through a retelling of Hans Christian Andersen.  

I disagree with Skaggs.

But I understand where she's coming from.

Sunday, February 16, 2014

A front-page article in today's LA Times provides fodder for today's blog.  The front-page headline is innocuous:  "A bid to shake up Utah's liquor laws."  On an interior page, blazing across all six columns:  "Tearing down the Zion curtain?"
 
Now, the article is more balanced than the headlines would have one believe.  In fact, if anything, it supports the current Utah liquor laws.  It might be hard to see that, given the incendiary backpage headline and the article's continual reminder that the "politically powerful Mormon Church" controls things in Utah.  But even if I weren't in support of Utah's liquor laws, it would be tough for me to rush to change them because (gasp) they "stymie Salt Lake City's otherwise flourishing culinary scene and slow the growth of the state's $7.4 billion tourism industry."  Or, how about this:  "'It's silly--ridiculous'" that a restauranteur has the aesthetic of his restaurant hurt, or that a bartender has to pour drinks out of view of his patrons.

OMIGOSH!  LET'S TEAR DOWN THE ZION CURTAIN!!!!

Utah is being compared to the former Soviet bloc in a front-page article of the Times--and why?  It's liquor laws are different from California's?  And there is a sinister undertone in the "grandfatherly" voice of Apostle D. Todd Chistopherson because--why?  The Mormon Church favors limiting alcohol consumption?

This one, I confess, is a little easier to follow than some others from this week.  Hollywood has been in Utah for the Sundance Film Festival, and when Hollywood can't get its drinks the way it wants them, heads will roll.  The Times is merely helping to roll the heads.

Along these same lines, I wonder why in the world I was led to believe that the Sochi Olympics were going to be the worst since Berlin in 1936.  Or what is so political about climate variations?  Or why, in the midst of the worst drought in 500 years, California doesn't just desalinate water from the largest ocean on earth?  There's a reason for everything, and it usually has nothing at all to do with such mundane things as the Olympics or climate variation or water.  It's usually tied in with someone's financial or emotional or political investments, and the only reason we are supposed to believe that contemporary Russia is worse than the former Soviet Union, or climate change means to vote for one candidate and not another, or there's something wrong with desalinated water (other than the tastelessness) is because somebody somewhere probably has a finger in some pot of money. 

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Sonnet for Cindy, Number 17 (Valentine's Day, 2014)

If all I ever said was, "I love you,"
     I think you'd smile at my lack of brains,
          forgive me frankly, turn and love me, too.

I do so want to take the flailing reins
     of all my blindly running thoughts and say
          a sentence worthy of your heart.

                                                    And ev-
en when you let me have my simple say—
     "I love you"—
                           and you're satisfied,
                                                        I grieve
     that I don't know a way more worthy, more
          like poetry to say what you evoke
               in me.

                I have too many words
                                                  —my store
perhaps too rich—
                            and maybe what I spoke
     is all I need to say:
                                 I love you.

                                                   How?

Forever.  Mind and heart and body.  Now.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Vives les Jeux Olympiques!

For some reason, it seems appropriate to praise the Olympics in French.  If my spelling is wrong (it usually is in French, and increasingly in English), tell me soon.  Or let it ride and make fun of me privately.

I love the Olympics.  I have a special affection for the Winter Olympics, having grown up in Siberia--I mean Southeastern Idaho.  We watched the Summer Olympics with a large dose of jealousy.  We knew we could never compete in the summer games because we could never play summer sports long enough to get good at them.

But winter sports!

I mean, I played hockey outdoors.  None of this wimpy, ice dancing in an indoor rink.  Indoor ice was always soft and squishy and just a little wet.  When outdoor ice got that way (sometime around May), we gave up hockey for our summer job of gaining weight for the coming winter.

Those of my friends who could ski (I never successfully did that on snow) could do it year-round in Idaho.  When the snow turned to water, they water-skied (I did that successfully--once).  Maybe that's why so many great skiers were born in Idaho (Picabo Street, Christin Cooper, Jeret "Speedy" Peterson,,  and Sage Kotsenberg).

But for me, it's all about hockey.  When the games were in Salt Lake City in 2002, I paid to send my daughter to watch obscure hockey games (the only ones we could afford) and made her report back to us so I could vicariously live the moment.  When Russian hockey coach, Zinetula Bilyaletdinov, said that no other medals were as important to Russians as the gold in ice hockey, I thought I had truly found a kindred spirit.  Idaho really is a part of Siberia.  Idahoans and the Siberians truly understand each other.  Yeah, figure skating is really nice, and last Olympics I really got into curling (there is a large part of my heart devoted to all things Canada), and I understand the hunting roots of the biathlon (see my last blog about Bambi's mom), but it's really all about hockey.

I mean if we're talking about the Olympics only in terms of sport.

But they're not really just sports are they?  They are all sorts of things:  cultural exchange, international love-fest, war-prevention strategy, travelogue, history lesson, geography lesson, foreign language lesson (isn't the Cyrillic alphabet fun?  don't you love the idea that "Sochi" can be spelled c--o--upside-down h--backward n?).  I think if I spent the rest of my life just learning every language in the world, I could die in the midst of a spree of fun (all right, I'm an admitted nerd anyway).

As long as I can pause every once in awhile for the Stanley Cup and the Olympics.